I know you only do it cause you care
But it makes me want to pull my hair
You rant and rave about stupid things
How to get some quick earnings
Every time we talk it turns into shouts
And nearly ends in someone getting a clout
But after a few tears and tantrums
We make up with sore eardrums
You always take things to the heart
And expect me to be really smart
You moan about anything you can find
Even though your nearly blind
But at the end of the day your still my mum
Even though you make me glum
Together we fit just like a glove
And all I can say is it must be love